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Welcome, IBM. Seriously.

And by "IBM," I mean, "the subset of the general public that has Internet access and a device capable of running a somewhat modern web browser." Internet Brothers-Sisters-And-Nonbinaries (Multitudes)? Well. Whatever, I've decided that it's time to end the "Soft Opening&

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Commotion Of Links

Your Commotion of Apple News for the week ending Tuesday, May 26 2026

Apple Featured

The time David Letterman licked my iPad (Saying goodbye to Late Show on CBS)

I haven’t seen the final episode of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. I couldn’t watch it when it aired because at this point I’ve forgotten how live television even works. I do have a dim recollection of having once agreed to schedule my life around being

Commotion Of Links

Your Commotion of Apple News for the week ending May 19, 2026

Commotion Of Links

Your Commotion of Apple Links for the week ending May 12, 2026

Culture

The En****ification of En****ification

I’m fed up with Enshittification. And I don’t mean “I'm fed up with hardware, software, and services constantly being constantly getting worse and worse by companies that put profits above all other considerations.” I’m fed up with the word itself. “Enshittification” started off as Cory

Commotion Of Links

Your Commotion of Apple Links for the week ending April 28, 2026

Tim Cook

I've met Tim Cook twice. The first time was horribly embarrassing.

Commotion Of Links

Your Commotion of Apple Links for the week ending April 21, 2026

Weekly Thing

Ugh. That's what I’ve been afraid of.

Commotion Of Links

Commotion of Apple Links for the week ending April 14, 2026

Weekly Thing

Apple 50, Artemis, and Alpacas: Your Weekly Thing

Commotion Of Links

Your Commotion of Apple Links for the week ending Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Apple History

Unsung Moments in Apple History: The Lisa 1 appears on “The New Odd Couple”

I haven’t written anything about Apple’s 50th Anniversary yet. I kind of had my hands full with getting this site finished. Besides, there’s still plenty of time for all of that. Apple’s going to be 50 years old for a whole year, after all. If I

Friday Thing

Your FIRST Weekly Thing! For the week ending April 4, 2026

Commotion Of Links

Your Commotion of Apple Links for the week ending March 31, 2026

Ihnatko Dot Com

Membership signups is now live! Sign up if y'like!

Yahoo! I finished all of the heavy lifting behind Memberships late on Friday night. I set aside a lot of time over the weekend to test everything out and make sure that the integrations between the custom stuff on my site, Ghost's built-in membership mojo, and Stripe'

Artificial Intelligence

The Enabler Of Casual, Carefree Malfeasance

Scenario: You’re at your public library. You glance over at a chair that somebody vacated about twenty minutes ago, and you spot a wallet. What do you do with it? What a question! You pick it up and you immediately hand it in to a librarian. Your ethical duty

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Beta List Thing

Your Ihnatko Dot Com Beta List Thing for Friday, March 27

Commotion Of Links

Your Commotion of Apple Links for the week ending March 24, 2026

Tim Cook

Tim Cook visited Good Morning America and said things

Well. That was annoying. Good Morning America aired a short interview with Tim Cook on Tuesday. It’s a network morning show, and it was only five and a half minutes long. So I didn't expect questions such as “As you look back upon fifty years of Apple

Friday Thing

Your Friday Thing for March 13, 2026

Commotion Of Links

Your Commotion of Apple Links for the week ending March 10, 2026

You guessed it: this week is heavy with the fallout from Ringmaster Tim's Cavalcade Of Hardware. Actually, it was Ringmaster Heir-Apparent John…a detail that didn't go unnoticed. There's also a Robert DeNiro clip. This inclusion is 100% justified. Even if it weren'