“Through the Eyes of Love” (Theme from ‘Ice Castles’) by Melissa Manchester (Amazon Advent Calendar Day 2)

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Through the Eyes of Love (Theme from the Motion Picture “Ice Castles”)

Melissa Manchester

Platinum & Gold Collection: Melissa Manchester

Genre: Pop

“You’re just recommending this song because it sucks,” you’re saying. Well, that just goes to show you how dangerous it is to leap to irresponsible conclusions. I’m recommending this song because it makes me extremely happy every time I hear it.

(And the reason why it makes me so happy is because it sucks so much. Okay, let’s call that one a draw.)

I acknowledge that “I’m only listening to this because it’s so awful” is a pretty cheap attitude and that it’s often a sign of a weak mind. That said, though, this song has a consistent and powerful effect on me. Like a bouquet of ragweed to an allergy sufferer, I can’t be exposed to this song without involuntarily laughing. Not “chuckling.” Laughing. That’s a big problem at weddings and an even bigger problem at funerals, where the modern vogue is to loop some sort of (genuinely lovely) video montage that’s been set to sappy music.

At a wedding, I can at last say “I’m just so happy for the couple.” At a funeral? Honestly, the only dignified way out is to hurl myself on top of the casket and hope everyone assumes that the barking laugh was actually a wail of sorrow.

It’s the acme of cornball romantic ballads. Which makes sense, because it’s the theme from the epitome of 1980-ish cornball romance movies. Identification marks associated with this curious species:

  1. It stars Robbie Benson.
  2. It features a small-town girl with big-city dreams.
  3. …And their love is threatened by her relentless pursuit of success,
  4. …But then she suffers a shattering medical crisis,
  5. …Which only causes the two lovers to commit even more completely to their love,
  6. …Ending the story with the two hugging each other in the face of an uncertain future while the music swells and literally hundreds cheer in slow motion.

The only problem with “Ice Castles” is that the Shattering Medical Crisis involves sudden blindness. I guess cancer hadn’t been invented back in 1978.

This song is the music equivalent of that movie. It’s so over-the-top that it’s impossible to take it seriously. Here’s what I mean. Click to any random scene in this massive demonstration of China’s awesome military might:

You see the second most formidable and dangerous military in the world, making an unequivocal statement about its country’s ability to both defend itself from invaders and to enforce its will upon the world stage.

Now, use your imagination and replace the marching music with “Through the Eyes of Love.” Slow down the footage to half-speed, if you want. If you’re a Tibetan holy man, you’re suddenly filled with an urge to tell China to go **** itself. I imagine that this is a normal background process in the average Tibetan holy man, but this video matched with this soundtrack would give him the courage to pile himself and five other Tibetan holy men into a Camaro and TP the local State Council office, fearing no reprisal.

My point is this: when you hear “Hey, Jude” the room fills with hope and spiritual renewal. When you hear “Pretty Vacant” you think about youthful rage, unfocused and unstoppable.

When you hear “Through the Eyes of Love,” you imagine a middle-aged male associate-professor at an arts college, barefoot in a black leotard, on a stage and waving a long ribbon on a stick with an expression of intense artistic gravity on his face. I have to regard that as a mission failure of some kind.

I should say that if you think “Through The Eyes Of Love” is a moving work of art and that you connect to it on a profoundly basic level, well, that’s just fine. I’m just saying that if I ever should be so blessed that a woman should agree to give me her hand in marriage, and we got into the planning of the event and she insisted that this song would be the connecting theme of the entire ceremony and reception…I would have some very, very harsh words for the member of my office staff to whom I’d assigned the task of auditioning and vetting prospective wives for me.

Sample “Through The Eyes Of Love” on the Amazon MP3 Store.

7 thoughts on ““Through the Eyes of Love” (Theme from ‘Ice Castles’) by Melissa Manchester (Amazon Advent Calendar Day 2)

  1. Morgan

    There is a scene in “Drop Dead Gorgeous” that I think of every time I hear this song. Well worth it. Brilliant, Andy!

  2. Dave Bittner

    I love the ham-handed attempt at being clever, featuring a song called “Through the Eyes of Love” in a film about a girl who loses her sight, but finds here true love.

    I envision weepy teen girls, clutching their pillows, sobbing as they exclaim, “She lost her sight… But she can still see him with her…with her…LOVE!!! Waaaahhh!!!”

    You just don’t see that level of nuance in theaters today, my friend.

  3. Carol Hendrick

    I once agreed to sing at a wedding for someone I did not know; and they requested: ” Through the Eyes of Love.” And I dutifully learned it, though I typically sing classical music. This song begins: “Pu-Leeeze don’t let this feeling end… ya da ya da…” and so on. On the day of the wedding I learned that this was something like the bride’s FOURTH wedding. I got through it with a straight face. But I do not sing at weddings anymore.

  4. Ihnatko Post author

    @carol — Wow, what a challenge that must have been. Somehow, you have to bury your natural dislike for the song and sing it well.

    I’m not a fan of sappy weddings. All of my favorite weddings have been more about the couple than the Moment.

  5. Ihnatko Post author

    @dave — I think its cultural representative in modern times is the “Twilight” movies. “They’re in LOVE! But they MUSTN’T! Even though he still PROTECTS her! And it’s her BURDEN that they must stay APART!”

  6. Brent

    You are so right, I wasn’t quite sure what song it was, but after 2 seconds, I didn’t smile, I just started laughing. Can’t wait to download and play in front of some college kids.

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