“Fake News”

It’s the hip new PR trend of 2017! I present to you “Fake News”: the miraculous magic wand that can make any inconvenient or embarrassing public revelation disappear in a flash! Yeah. Bad trend. I hope I’m not just being optimistic when I observe that it only seems to work on people who just want something…

Fun Prez

Obama pardons the White House Thanksgiving turkeys. Scrub ahead to about 42:50 to get past the title card. I think this is the first time I’ve ever willfully watched this annual video. I’m glad I did because it put a big smile on my face. I can’t remember another President who seems to sincerely enjoy…

Haircut

OK, here goes: Back in the sixth grade, at the end of a school day, I tried to get a cheap laugh from the rest of the class by pulling away a friend’s chair while he tried to sit down. I wasn’t trying to be mean, but yeah, it was really mean, and dumb. It’s…