Finish Him!!!

Had a brilliant idea today: a “Mortal Combat”-style fighting game in which all of the combatants are not particularly noted for being physically intimidating, to the point of downright milquetoastery. Playable characters include: Eddie Deezen Mr. Bean George Costanza Pee-Wee Herman Paul Lynde Rick Moranis (as Louis Tully from “Ghostbusters”) Larry David Woody Allen Dr.…

Soya Lechthinin (an emulsifier)

Well, let’s just break in this new WordPress blog. Observe as I make blogging history by writing this sort of thing without invoking one of the (hang on, let me count ’em up) seven different phrases that normally must be invoked under such circumstances. First off, you’re to be commended for reading this post. It…