“Fake News”

It’s the hip new PR trend of 2017! I present to you “Fake News”: the miraculous magic wand that can make any inconvenient or embarrassing public revelation disappear in a flash! Yeah. Bad trend. I hope I’m not just being optimistic when I observe that it only seems to work on people who just want something…

Some fitness rewards can’t be tracked by an app

The fellow waiting behind me at the market didn’t seem annoyed, or impatient, and I didn’t intend to give him any reason to be. I tried to load all of my shopping into my backpack as quickly and efficiently as possible. The clerk was handing me bottles as he was scanning them. “You’re going to…

Farewell, Doctor

I stopped buying sugared soda for the house ages ago. Even when I had the metabolism of a man in his mid-Twenties, some sense of self-preservation noted that drinking as much as a liter of Coke a day was incompatible with long life. It’s a hazard of self-employment. One likes to have a tumbler of drinkable liquid at…

End the suckage of 2016 with fonts from the 2017 Comicraft sale!

If, at the end of “The Wizard Of Oz,” one of the three freaks who somehow blagged themselves onto Dorothy’s warrior quest asked the Wizard for “an ineffable and infallable sense of visual design,” he would have responded thusly: “My lad, I have read catalogues, advertisements, book covers, movie posters, and product packaging. I have attended…

Check out my new podcast:

What a crazy week to launch a new podcast! But yes,”Launched,” Almanac has. Speak like Yoda, I will not, in the rest of this post. Relay.fm and I are launching a new podcast today! Behold, “Almanac.” Here’s a direct iTunes subscription link! Here’s a direct Overcast subscription link! Here’s a direct Pocket Casts subscription link! RSS? Sure!…

Why I Often Buy Kids-Oriented Comics

Spectacular Spider-Man (UK) #207. Why I Often Buy Superhero Comics From Marvel & DC’s Kids Lines: They never jettison the fundamentals of good storytelling in the name of style. Even when it’s an ongoing story, each issue is designed to be a satisfying, self-contained unit of entertainment. Characters act in a fashion that’s rational and…

The #LibertyDonut

It’s no coincidence that “freelancer” and “freeloader” share the same root word. If we freelance journalists, novelists, artists, accountants, et al were to unionize, our union hall would be a coffeeshop with free refills, Google WiFi, and plenty of outlets. That said, I hold up my end of the social contract. Wherever I go, my work…

(Podcast) Material #47: “Removed Your Head In Daydream? No Donuts For You!”

Material #47: “Removed Your Head In Daydream? No Donuts For You!” Russell, Yasmine and I got to spend an hour talking about Google’s VR plans in general and Daydream in particular, with Google senior designers Manuel Clément and Robbie Tilton. It was a swell opportunity to go beyond the hardware that was demonstrated at I/O…

Tornado Town, USA | FiveThirtyEight

Tornado Town, USA | FiveThirtyEight: “My dad, Howard Koerth, moved to Oklahoma in 1994 to teach art at Rose State Community College in Midwest City. He was there May 3, right in the tornado’s path. Instead of going to the storm shelter, he opened the back door of his building and watched the fat funnel…

I Am Deep Thought

Welp! I screwed myself real good last night. Editorial note: Here we have an illustration of why it’s important to just go ahead and finish the first draft of what you’re writing, and then go back and reconsider your choices thoughtfully. The preceding lede graf set me off on this little journey, so, it’s done…

(Podcast) IA Episode #00174 – “Greg Pak/Kickstarter Secrets”

The latest episode of The Ihnatko Almanac is now up! This time, I’m talking with my pal Greg Pak about his latest Kickstarter project. “Kickstarter Secrets” is a practical, protein-packed PDF that’ll guide you through running a successful Kickstarter campaign, from concept to fulfillment. I backed it (at my usual “skinflint” level) as soon as…

Status Report

Whoops! Yes, the Waste of Bandwidth went away for a day or two. I got a new credit card a month or two ago and I didn’t give my webhost the new digits. But as you can see, I am now off the deadbeat list and the wheels of truth spin and grind once more.…