Indecisive squirrel who?
…And that’s the end of the joke. Because the indecisive squirrel spent so much time in the middle of the road trying to decide whether to dart left or right that the car ran right over him. He’s dead and the punchline died with him.
Actually, my car passed safely around the squrrel. I think it would be overly-charitable to say that he shrewdly realized that the center of the lane is in many ways safer than either side of the road.
Stupid squirrels. I’m so much better than they are!