Hmm. The site was a bit slow in loading this morning. I hope we’re not seeing the head-reading of ugly thing, best left beh…
(hang on…let me get a bowl of Rice Krispies and a Coke.)
There. That’s better. I always write better after some breakfast.
Hmm. The site was a bit slow in loading this morniing. This fills my day with the salt-encrusted sweatstain of uncertainty. You’ll recall that the whole (bloody) point of moving to a new server was so I could put an end to that sort of thing.
I suppose if I pretend I didn’t see that, then it won’t affect my plans to get the hell out of the house in the next twenty minutes and enjoy my Saturday.
So! Wow! The new server has never seemed slow to me! Not even once!
What a relief! Off I go.