Okay. So it’s all over the news that The Gummint will be blowing up a spy satellite in orbit. “To prevent its hazardous fuel from creating a safety hazard on the ground.”
I’m not saying that this isn’t a perfectly plausible explanation.
I’m just asking (question one) is if it’s possible that the aforementioned Gummint is siezing upon a handy excuse to announce and then demonstrate to the world “we have all kinds of wonderful toys for destroying any satellite of any kind any time we feel like it”?
Question two: is it possible that the so-called “spy satellite” is actually an incubator for an ungodly bioengineered weapon-monster, and to the scientists’ alarm and horror, exposure to nonterrestrial radiation has caused it to evolve at such a logarithmic speed that it must be terminated before it succeeds in overriding the pod’s ground-based commands and initiates a manual re-entry?
I’m just askin’.