I am looking at the installation/setup instructions for a new Thing I’m testing out. Verbatim, from the section entitled “What to Expect During Setup”:
Set aside at least 30 minutes to set up [name redacted].
1. Gather the make and model of all the devices to be used with [redacted].
2. Install the software.
3. Create an account.
4. Enter device information.
5. Set up Activities.
6. Update and adjust [name redacted].
So! Is this device (a) A new cellphone with software that syncs its data with your desktop PIM software? (b) An ethernet-to-USB bridge that makes your scanners, hard drives, printers, etc. available to all users on your network? Or is it (c) A TV remote control?
It can’t be (c), right? Because that’d be silly.