…THIS is what’s possible. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most utterly awesome home Christmas decorations ever:

That sound you’re hearing is hundreds of thousands of people popping their enormous lawn snowglobes, and heavy-duty relays clacking off as thousands more realize that a lighting display shouldn’t turn into a ****-waving contest.

Wouldn’t you love to live next door to these people? Just in general, I mean.

If this family isn’t receiving federal grant money, then I must finally announce that our proud Republic’s grand experiment is a total failure, and we should invite the British to install a colonial governor or something.

5 Responses to “When you don’t shop for Christmas decorations at Wal*Mart…”

  1. Kevan says:

    Wow, this is amazing! I love love love the Charlie Brown Christmas special, it has become a staple of my holiday festivities, and I only wish I lived near these people so I could personally deliver them my hurrahs. Thanks for posting this, Andy, and Merry Christmas to you and everyone!

  2. Ihnatko says:

    If I lived next door to these people, they’d awaken one morning to find that someone had left a whole case of Dolly Madison Snack Cakes on their front porch, with a nice card attached.

    Merry Christmas back atcha…!

  3. Eric says:

    Yes, yes, OK, a tear to the eye of this self proclaimed Bah Humbug Scrooge.

  4. RM says:

    No, I don’t think they give federal grants for federal copyright violations.

  5. Ihnatko says:

    I’m not at all certain that Library of Congress shock troops will be descending from black helicopters onto that yard any time soon… :)

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