When you don’t shop for Christmas decorations at Wal*Mart…

…THIS is what’s possible. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most utterly awesome home Christmas decorations ever:

That sound you’re hearing is hundreds of thousands of people popping their enormous lawn snowglobes, and heavy-duty relays clacking off as thousands more realize that a lighting display shouldn’t turn into a ****-waving contest.

Wouldn’t you love to live next door to these people? Just in general, I mean.

If this family isn’t receiving federal grant money, then I must finally announce that our proud Republic’s grand experiment is a total failure, and we should invite the British to install a colonial governor or something.

5 thoughts on “When you don’t shop for Christmas decorations at Wal*Mart…”

  1. Wow, this is amazing! I love love love the Charlie Brown Christmas special, it has become a staple of my holiday festivities, and I only wish I lived near these people so I could personally deliver them my hurrahs. Thanks for posting this, Andy, and Merry Christmas to you and everyone!

  2. If I lived next door to these people, they’d awaken one morning to find that someone had left a whole case of Dolly Madison Snack Cakes on their front porch, with a nice card attached.

    Merry Christmas back atcha…!

  3. I’m not at all certain that Library of Congress shock troops will be descending from black helicopters onto that yard any time soon… :)

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