Dec
17
2007
When you don’t shop for Christmas decorations at Wal*Mart…
Posted by: Ihnatko in yellowtext…THIS is what’s possible. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most utterly awesome home Christmas decorations ever:
That sound you’re hearing is hundreds of thousands of people popping their enormous lawn snowglobes, and heavy-duty relays clacking off as thousands more realize that a lighting display shouldn’t turn into a ****-waving contest.
Wouldn’t you love to live next door to these people? Just in general, I mean.
If this family isn’t receiving federal grant money, then I must finally announce that our proud Republic’s grand experiment is a total failure, and we should invite the British to install a colonial governor or something.
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December 18th, 2007 at 2:49 am
Wow, this is amazing! I love love love the Charlie Brown Christmas special, it has become a staple of my holiday festivities, and I only wish I lived near these people so I could personally deliver them my hurrahs. Thanks for posting this, Andy, and Merry Christmas to you and everyone!
December 18th, 2007 at 3:27 am
If I lived next door to these people, they’d awaken one morning to find that someone had left a whole case of Dolly Madison Snack Cakes on their front porch, with a nice card attached.
Merry Christmas back atcha…!
December 18th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Yes, yes, OK, a tear to the eye of this self proclaimed Bah Humbug Scrooge.
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:15 pm
No, I don’t think they give federal grants for federal copyright violations.
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I’m not at all certain that Library of Congress shock troops will be descending from black helicopters onto that yard any time soon… :)